Electric Guitar
Juan told his wife he wanted a guitar to play while sitting in the Jacuzzi. The next day she bought him an electric guitar. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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These Prices
Two people walk into a gas station. The first one says, “These prices are awful. They just keep going higher!” The second replies, “It doesn’t affect me at all. I always put in just $20 worth. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Wine Talking Sipping
A couple is sitting on the porch sipping wine. The wife says, “I love you. “ The husband says, “Is that you or the wine talking?” The wife replies, “It’s me, talking to the wine. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Prize Possession Even
A husband, owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession even to the Supermarket which was a few blocks from the house. After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, “Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!” This … Read more
Need Customer
Customer: “Excuse me, but are you looking to hire any help at present?” Manager: “No, we already have all the staff we need. “ Customer: “In that case, would you mind getting someone to wait on me?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Apologize Mean
“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing… Except at a funeral. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Thousand Dollars
A debt-overwhelmed man, hopelessly poring over a pile of bills, suddenly shouted “I’d give a thousand dollars to anyone who would do my worrying for me!” “You’re on, “said his wife. “Where is the thousand?” “That is your first worry, “he replied. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
We’ll Lie
Two guys find three grenades and they decide to take them to the police station. One asks, “What if one explodes before we get there?” The other replies, “We’ll lie and say we only found two. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Silversmith Examined
She had a wedding to go to, and needed a wedding gift. “Aha, “she thought, “I have that monogrammed silver tray from my wedding that I never use. I’ll just take it to a silversmith and have him remove my monogram and put hers on it. Voila, one cheap wedding present. “ She took it … Read more
Different Times
A woman sadly tells her husband: “We will not be together in heaven as we may die at different times my dear. “ After a pause her husband replied; “My dear that is why the place is known as ‘Heaven’. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more