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The dumb girl drove to the shopping mall and found a parking spot which had a sign that read, “1 Hour Only, “ She wanted two hours to shop, so she parked across two spaces. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Tim: I wish I had the money to buy an elephant. Tom: What do you want with an elephant? Tim: Nothing, I just want the money. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The difference between the short and long income tax forms is simple. If you use the short form, the government gets your money. If you use the long form, the tax advisor gets your money. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
There are two girls in a car driving down a steep hill. All of a sudden the driver realizes that the brakes are not working. She tells the passenger that the brakes don’t work and they will soon drive off the side of the cliff, as she can’t stop at all. The passenger then replies, … Read more
NASA sends a space shuttle up with two pigs and a blonde on board. While the shuttle is taking off, the NASA command center calls the first pig and asks, “Pig Number 1, do you know your mission?” The pig replies, “Oink oink. Get the shuttle into orbit and launch the trillion dollar satellite. Oink … Read more
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders. He says, “What the hell is that all about?” The farmer says, “We had a fire in the chicken coop and all his feathers got signed off, so the wife made him some clothes … Read more
Joe’s dad scolded him for breaking a neighbor’s window with a baseball. “What did he say to you when you broke his window?” asked the father. “Do you want to hear what he said with or without the bad words?” “Without, of course. “ “Well, then, he said nothing. “ This joke is included in … Read more
Two rednecks, Jake and Bubba, were walking through a pasture. Jake sees a sheep caught up in a fence and says to Bubba “I’m gonna get me some of that”! Jake goes over and sticks the sheep’s back feet in his rubber boots, unzips his pants and starts to have sex with the sheep. He … Read more
A couple is arguing about who should make the coffee in the morning. The wife says, “I think you should do it because you get up first. “ He counters with, “The kitchen is your domain, and you do all the cooking so you know where everything is. I think you should make the coffee. … Read more