Jokes Ltd A little girl walked proudly into a dry goods store to buy material for a dress for her doll. When she came to the cash register she asked, “What does this cost?” “For a sweet little girl like you, “replied the man, feeling generous “I’ll charge only one little kiss. “ “Thanks” replied the tot. … Read more
Bob had been listening to his wife practicing her singing. “Honey, “he said, “I wish you’d sing the songs about Women’s Day. “ “That’s nice of you, Bob, “she said. “Why?” “Then I’d only have to hear you once a year!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don’t know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman, “I know what we’ll do. … Read more
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
Son: “Mom, do I look like God?” Mom: “No, honey. Why?” Son: “Because everywhere I go, people say, ‘Oh God, he is back! ‘“ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The District Attorney stared at the jury, unable to believe the “not guilty” verdict he’d just heard. Bitterly, he asked, “What possible excuse could you have for acquitting this man?” The foreman answered, “Insanity. “ The attorney responded, still incredulous, “I could understand that. But, all twelve of you?” This joke is included in the … Read more
Judge: What is the prisoner charged with? Lawyer: He is a camera enthusiast. Judge: But you can’t put a person in jail because he is crazy about taking pictures. Lawyer: He doesn’t take pictures, your Honor, just cameras. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A priest and a nun are caught in a severe snowstorm. They find a deserted cabin and take shelter from the blizzard. They find a sleeping bag, a bed, and a pile of blankets. The priest, being a gentleman, offers the nun the bed and takes the sleeping bag for himself. As they get tucked … Read more
Attorney: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? Witness: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ Attorney: And why did that upset you? Witness: My name is Susan. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
After 10 years, a mother can no longer deny that her child does not look like her or her husband, so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents. Wife: “Honey, I have something very serious to tell you. “ Husband: “What’s up?” Wife: … Read more