Sees Van Gogh
A bloke walks into a pub and sees Van Gogh standing at the bar. ‘Hi Van, can I get you a drink?’ ‘No, thanks, I got one ear.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Bikers Extinguishes
Three tough-looking bikers stomp into a truck stop where a grizzled old-timer is having breakfast. One of the bikers extinguishes his cigarette in the old guy’s pancakes. The second biker spits a wad of chewing tobacco into his coffee. The third biker dumps the whole plate onto the floor. Without a word of protest, the … Read more
French Bread
Three men, a Frenchman, an Italian, and a Jew, were condemned to be executed. Their captors told them that they had the right to have a final meal before the execution. They asked the Frenchman what he wanted. “Give me some good French wine and French bread, “he requested. So they gave it to him, … Read more
Sober Cause Alcohol
Doctor: “I am not exactly sure of the cause. I think it could be due to alcohol. “ Patient: “That’s OK. I will come back when you are sober. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Chat Between Mice
A chat between mice in the Lab. First mouse: “I finally got that scientist trained. “ Second mouse: “How so?” First mouse: “Every time I go through the maze and ring the bell, he gives me something to eat. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Budget Airline
A guy called a budget airline to book a flight. The operator asked: “How many people are traveling? “How should I know?” said the man. “It’s your plane!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Businessman Orders
A businessman finds that his neighbor in the first class cabin of his flight is a parrot. They take off and the flight attendant asks what they would like to drink. “Glenlivet on the rocks with a twist, “says the parrot. The businessman orders a coke. After waiting two or three minutes, the bird starts … Read more
Crotchless Underwear
A husband and wife decide they need to spice up their sex life. The wife buys a pair of crotchless underwear, puts them on, and goes into the bedroom. She seductively asks her husband, “Hey Honey, do ya want some of this?” The husband takes one look at her underwear and replies, “Hell no! Look … Read more
Flight Attendant
A lady sitting in first class saw the cockpit door open, she was incredulous to see that the pilot was reading, very concerned she asked a flight attendant, “Miss, why is the pilot reading? Isn’t he supposed to be flying? “ The woman fainted when the flight attendant said, “oh well, he’s just studying for … Read more
Flight Control Center
The operator in the Flight Control Center asks the pilot:”Who is landing here?” The young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies and Instead of making any official requests to the tower, decided to make a joke: “Guess who, “- he asks. The controller in the Flight Control Center turns off … Read more