Jokes Ltd A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 10 year old son was hiding in the wardrobe. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the wardrobe. The boy now has company. Boy: “Dark in here. “ Man: “Yes it is. “ Boy: … Read more
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light … Read more
A father came home from work one night to find his little boy sitting on the cat, with a pen and paper in his hand. “Why are you sitting on Felix?” he asked. “Well, the teacher told us to write an essay on the family pet. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
“Why does your husband always call you his Fair Lady when you’re a brunet?” “He is a bus conductor”. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, buddy. I can’t serve you. “ “Why not?’ the snake asks. “ “Because you can’t hold your liquor. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?” His mom replies, “The bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life. “ The boy thinks about this, and then says, “Well then, why is the boy wearing … Read more
A man was standing in a line at a bank to withdraw cash. After an hour his turn came and he gave his bank details to the cashier. The cashier said, “I am sorry, sir. There’s no cash. “ Fuming with anger, the man rushed to the manager’s room and yelled at him. “You are … Read more
A woman who was beaten black and blue, went to the doctor. Doctor: “What happened?” Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats me to a pulp. “ Doctor: “I have really good medicine for that. Whenever your husband comes home inebriated, just take a glass … Read more
The circus advertised a new act, “Pig That Can Speak French. “ The trainer walked onto the stage, one hand holding a small pig with a green ribbon while the other held a wooden mallet. “Parlez-vous français?” asks the trainer and then proceeds to hit the pig with the mallet. The pig: “Ouiii” This joke … Read more
A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm. He meets another New Zealander who says “You sheerin’ mate?” and the first guy replies “Naw, they’re all mine”. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.