Jokes Ltd One company owner asks another: “Tell me, Bill, how come your employees are always on time in the mornings?” Bill replies: “Easy. 30 employees and 20 parking spaces. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“I’m a genie and will grant 3 wishes – what is your 1st?” “I want to be rich!” “What is your 2nd wish, Rich?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A homeless guy knocked on a house’s door and after a while a man opened it. “Excuse me, do you have any spare food?” “Yeah. Do you mind if it’s yesterday’s dinner?”-asked the homeowner. “Not at all. “-said the homeless guy “Come back tomorrow then. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
Blake looked out of his window and saw a group of people gathering around a bloke who came off his motorbike, so he frantically rushed over. “Out of the way!” Blake shouted, as he pushed through the crowd. “Are you a doctor?” one woman screamed. “No, “Blake replied, “The bastard was delivering my pizza. “ … Read more
One day a man showed up at the office wearing a pair of new shoes made of turtle skin. When a co-worker asked him how he liked them, he replied thoughtfully, “Well, they’re the most comfortable shoes I’ve ever worn but I do have one unusual problem with them. It took me an hour and … Read more
A guy is driving his car and finds a friend crying, sitting on the road. He stops and he asks him: “Hey, What happened to you?” “Look!” and he points a crashed car, while still crying “Well, don’t worry, buy another car. “ “Look inside the car!” “Well, don’t worry and get another blonde, and … Read more
Jim was in a bad mood, and anyone who got in his way was going to regret it. Jim walked into his favorite restaurant and plopped himself down on a chair. “Get me a steak well done with mashed potatoes. “ Three minutes later when his order came, Jim screamed “DIDN’T YOU HEAR ME SAY … Read more
A woman applies for a job in a lemon grove. ‘Have you got any experience picking lemons?’ asks the foreman. ‘I certainly have,’ says the woman. ‘I’ve been married four times.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Doctor: What’s wrong with your brother? Boy: He thinks he is a chicken. Doctor: really? How long has this been going on? Boy: Five years. Doctor: Five years! Boy: We would have brought him in earlier, but we needed the eggs. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
“It’s a boy, “Marvin shouted, as tears began to roll down his cheeks. “I can’t believe it, it really is a boy. “ That’s when Marvin swore never to return to Thailand. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.