Jokes Ltd A guy walks into a bar and orders six shooters. The bartender says, “Looks like you are having a bad day. “ The guy says, “Am I ever! I woke up late for work. On my way to work, I got in an accident. When I got to work, I was four hours late, so … Read more
Two lawyers are walking down the road when they see a beautiful woman walking towards them. ‘What a babe,’ one says. ‘I’d sure like to screw her!’ ‘Really?’ replies the other. ‘Out of what?’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The young father took a seat on the bus next to an elderly man and plopped his one-year-old on his lap, just as the little boy began to cry and fidget. “That child is spoiled, isn’t he?” the old man remarked. “No, “said the dad. “They all smell this way. “ This joke is included … Read more
A man was made the police chief in a nudist colony. He liked the job, but putting on the badge was murder! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A policeman has just stopped a drunk driver and given him a breathalyzer test. ‘I’m sorry, sir,’ says the policeman. ‘But this bag tells me you’ve been drinking too much.’ ‘What a coincidence!’ exclaims the driver. ‘I’ve got a bag at home that does exactly the same thing! ‘ This joke is included in the … Read more
The boss speaking with the secretary: “Who told you that, if I kissed you a couple of times, you have the right to laze all day long?” “My lawyer. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A guy is sitting in a bar and turns to the Asian guy next to him and asks: “Hey do you know, Tae Kwon Do, Jiu Jitsu, Kung Fu or any of that sh*t?” Offended, the Asian man replies: “What do you think that just because I’m Asian I know martial arts?” The man replies: … Read more
A guy was going to Texas and when he went on the train he said, “Ohh my god Texas seats are really big. “ He went to a bar and asked for a beеr and when the bartender gave him the mug of bear the guy said, “Wooww Texas mugs are really big. “ Later … Read more
A drunk man comes inside a bar and says, “Happy New Year everybody. “and the waiter says, “We are in June you drunk man. “ And the drunk man says, “Oh my god my wife is going to kill me I have never been so late in my life!” This joke is included in the … Read more
A man went into the drugstore and asked for a deodorant. “The ball type?” asked the clerk. “No, “said the dumb man. “It’s for my underarms. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.