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Driver I’ve

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A policeman has just stopped a drunk driver and given him a breathalyzer test. ‘I’m sorry, sir,’ says the policeman. ‘But this bag tells me you’ve been drinking too much.’ ‘What a coincidence!’ exclaims the driver. ‘I’ve got a bag at home that does exactly the same thing! ‘ This joke is included in the … Read more

Haven’t Eaten

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A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman out shopping. ‘I haven’t eaten anything in four days,’ he says. She looks at him and says, ‘God, I wish I had your willpower.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Which Adam

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Adam goes to God and says, “I would like a mate to please me and make living joyful. She should be beautiful and perfect in every way. “ God says, “Certainly I can do that, but it will cost you a testicle, a kidney, and one eye. “ To which Adam replied, “Well, what can … Read more

Martial Arts

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A guy is sitting in a bar and turns to the Asian guy next to him and asks: “Hey do you know, Tae Kwon Do, Jiu Jitsu, Kung Fu or any of that sh*t?” Offended, the Asian man replies: “What do you think that just because I’m Asian I know martial arts?” The man replies: … Read more