White Coat Shrugged

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She’s laid on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her. The nurse pushes the trolley down the corridor towards the operating room, where she leaves the girl on the trolley outside, while she goes in to check whether everything … Read more

Prospective Boss

A young job applicant was being interviewed for an entry-level position. His prospective boss asked, “Are you a smoker?” “Not even a little, “said the young man. “How about alcoholic beverages?” “Never touch ’em, “he replied. The boss smiled and asked, “So you spend a lot of time with girls?” The applicant said, “No, not … Read more

Sheik Explains

A Rolls Royce pulls up to an expensive restaurant. A sheik emerges, followed by a harem of women and a rooster. After ordering for himself and his harem, the sheik requests a basket of apples for the rooster. The rooster proceeds to eat three baskets of apples. The waiter asks the sheik about the voracious … Read more

Wrong Key

All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend, “My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I am leaving you the key … Read more

Riley Reported

A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly. The old-timer says, “Look at me. I’m old and worn out. You’d never believe that I used to live the life of Riley. I wintered on the … Read more

Stuff Well

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. “What’ll you have?” he asked. “Oh, I don’t know. The same as you I suppose, “she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel’s and threw his down … Read more

Women Instead

A man met a wonderful woman and became engaged to her. He called his mother to share his good news with her. He arranged to have dinner with his mother that evening so that she could meet his fiancee. When he arrived at her home, he brought along three women – a blonde, a brunette, … Read more

Women Wrote

An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: “Woman without her man is nothing. “ The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly. The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing. “ The women wrote: “Woman! Without her, man is nothing. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more

Clerk Bikini Fits

A very fat woman comes into a store and tells the clerk, “I would like to see a bikini that fits me. “ Clerk, “Me too… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Narrow Mountain Road

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, “Pig!” The man immediately leans out his window and replies, “Stupid cow!” They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the … Read more