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Jessica never went to church. She always promised to go but never did. The pastor was astounded when she suddenly showed up for Sunday service. Thereafter she was there for every Sunday service. Three months later, after a Sunday service, the pastor asked her, “What happened to you? You always dodged church and now it … Read more
Four members of the clergy had a theological argument, with the three male ministers siding against the female minister. The woman prayed, “Lord, I know I’m right. Please send us a divine sign to prove it. “ A big storm cloud materialized and there was a clap of thunder. “See, “said the woman. “It’s a … Read more
So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Gramma’s kitchen. “Well now, where’s my bucket and where’s my water?” … Read more
The Queen was showing the prime minister around the Royal Stables when one of the stallions close by farted so loudly it couldn’t be ignored. “Oh dear, “said the Queen, “How embarrassing. I’m frightfully sorry about that. “ “It’s quite understandable, “said the prime minister, and after a moment added, “as a matter of fact … Read more
A guy walks into a drug store and asks for a packet of condoms. The pharmacist says, ‘That’ll be £5. 00 with the tax.’ ‘Tacks?’, the guy exclaims. ‘I thought you rolled them on!’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted rest and recuperation leave and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for … Read more
Two women meet: “Me and my husband are no longer together… “ “Why?” “Well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks, has no job and always cusses?” “No, of course I couldn’t!” “Well he couldn’t either!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A woman went to her doctor’s office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax … Read more
Every spring, as soon as the snow thawed, a certain mountain woman would come down into town, have a baby and gather supplies for the summer. After a few years of this, she looked despairingly at the doctor and said, “Doctor, I don’t know how much more of this I can handle. We have eight … Read more
A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment “Rent For … Read more