Papa mole,momma mole, and a baby mole lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, “Mmmm, I smell sausage!” Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, “Mmmm, I smell pancakes!” Baby mole tried to stick his head outside … Read more
On the street a chick is dressed with fur from head to toes. Near hear another chick stops and says to hear:” Do you imagine how many animals they had to kill for this coat?” “But do you know how many animals I had to sleep with for it?” This joke is included in the … Read more
Little Billy looks at the chimpanzees from the zoo. “Mama, little Billy shouts, this monkey looks like our neighbor, Mr. Danny. “ “Billy, it’s not polite to talk like that!” “Why? The chimpanzee doesn’t understand…” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A Gypsy catches a goldfish. The goldfish says: “Let me go and I will grant you one wish. “ The Gypsy says: “No way, I’ll take you to the pawn shop – gold is gold. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Yes, ma’am, “the old sailor confided to the inquisitive lady, “I fell over the side of the ship, and a shark he come along and grabbed me by the leg. “ “Merciful providence!” his hearer gasped. “And what did you do?” “Let him have the leg, of course, ma’am, “said the old salt. “I never … Read more
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. “Oh Bunsen, my flame, “the sodium pined. “I melt whenever I see you, “ The Bunsen burner replied, “It’s just a phase you’re going through. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, “What is that?” “They’re smart pills, “said the other boy. “Eat them and they’ll make you smarter. “ So he ate them and said, “These taste like crap. “ “See, “said the other boy, “you’re … Read more
Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench, and a man jumped out of the bushes and flashed them. The first lady had a stroke, the second lady had a stroke, and the third lady’s arm was too short to reach. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. “I’d like to get the turtle soup, please. “ The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead. “Hold the turtle, make it pea!” This joke is included in the … Read more
A blond woman gave birth to two twins and was continuously crying. A nurse asks her what’s the problem. She replies, “I don’t know with whom I have the second baby… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.