A nun with big boobs boarded a bus and sat near a dude. The dude kept looking at the nun’s boobs. The nun realized this. She held her rosary and asked, “Are you looking at Jesus on the cross?” The man said “No, I’m looking at the 2 thieves beside him. “ This joke is … Read more
Girl: “Do you believe in puppy love?” Boy: “I tried it once, but their assholes are too small. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches up with him later and says, “In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands. “ The Marine replies, “In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!” This joke … Read more
Girl: Babe I just gotta a tattoo of a seashell on my thigh can you hear the ocean? Guy: Nope, But I sure can smell the fish. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat runs up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun tried but she couldn’t reach. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
This couple had been dating for about six months, but the guy had been afraid to make any s*xual advances because of his tiny organ. Finally one night, he gets up his courage, and takes her to a secluded spot in his car. While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand … Read more
A vampire goes into the bar and and for a glass of hot water. The bartender says, “I thought you guys only drank blood. “ The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, “We do, I’m making tea. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
A shepherd goes to a television programme. A man of the viewers stand up and asks him, “What was the best day of your life?” The shepherd answers, “Well… the best day of my life was when I lost my donkey in Cuccureddu’s mountain, when I found it, i took it to the village’s square … Read more
A man goes into a library and asks where he can find books on suicide. ‘First row on the left,’ replied the librarian. The man replies, ‘But I’ve already looked in that section. It’s empty.’ ‘I’m not surprised,’ says the librarian. ‘They don’t often bring them back. ‘ This joke is included in the Black … Read more