Jews Watch Porn
Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Jokes
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Poor Soul Survive
Elderly Man: “Father, during the war I allowed a Jewish refugee to live in my attic. “ Priest: “I do not see anything wrong with that. You helped a poor soul survive the war. “ Elderly Man: “I collected rent from him for every month that he stayed. “ Priest: “That’s not a good thing … Read more
Need Dollars
A Jewish boy asked his father “Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?” The father replied, “40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Shouted Stop
A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab… 5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rush to the scene. He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as … Read more
Deceased Possessed
Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it… it is as mine. That long? No, that dead. This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
Play Date Mommy
A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date. “Mommy, “the little girl asks, “How old are you?” “Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age, “the mother warns. “It is not polite. “ “OK, “the little girl says, “How much do you weigh?” “Now really, … Read more
Priest Dead Yelled
A priest was talking to a group of kids about “being good” and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, “Where do you want to go?” “Heaven! Heaven!” Yelled Little Lisa. “And what do you have to be to get there?” asked the priest. “Dead!” Yelled Little Johnny. This joke is … Read more
Can’t Cuss
A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. “How much do you want for the mower?” asked the preacher. “I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle, “said the little boy. After a … Read more
Apologetic Tone
A gentleman wanders around the campus of a college looking for the library. He approaches a student and asked, “Excuse me, young man. Would you be good enough and tell me where the library is at?” The student, in a very arrogant and belittling tone, replied, “I sorry, sir, but at this school, we are … Read more
Microsoft Support Technician
A Microsoft support technician goes to a firing range. He shoots ten bullets at the target 50m away. The supervisors check the target and see that there’s not even a single hit. They shout to him that he missed completely. The technician tells them to recheck, and gets the same answer. The technician then aims … Read more