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A mean horseman went into a saddler’s shop and asked for one spur. “One spur?” asked the saddler. “Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?” “No, just one, “replied the horseman. “If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!” This joke is … Read more
A guy rings his boss and says “I can’t come to work today” The boss asks why and the guy says “It’s my eyes. “ “What’s wrong with your eyes?” asks the boss. “I just can’t see myself coming to work, so I’m going fishing instead… “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, she decided to return, and called up her mother to expect her in the evening. But she didn’t reach home in … Read more
A skunk and a rabbit were running through the woods and accidentally they collided with each other. They both got amnesia from the crash. “Who am I? What am I?” said the confused rabbit. “Well, you’re one such… with a short tail, long ears… “ “I guess!” shouted the rabbit, “I’m a rabbit!” “And what … Read more
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. “Hey, girls, “says the brunette, “let’s go home early tomorrow. She’ll never know. “ So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, … Read more
This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along. The guy asks, “What are you carrying?” “Melons, “the blonde replies. “Cool, “the guy says. “If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?” The blonde giggles and says, “If you can guess how many … Read more
A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said “it is quite cold out here can I come in?” The man … Read more
Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building. The Italian opens his lunch box to find a pizza and says “Man, if I get pizza one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!” The chinese opens his lunch box to find rice and … Read more
Two blondes wait at a bus stop. A bus pulls up and opens the door. One of the blondes leans inside and asks the driver, “Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?” The bus driver shakes his head and says, “No, I’m sorry. “ The other blonde leans inside and asks, “How about ME?” … Read more
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. “Mickey, “the judge says, “I’m sorry. I can’t grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me. “ “I didn’t say she was insane, “exclaims Mickey. “I said she was fucking Goofy. “ This joke is included in the Black … Read more