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There’s a double Decker bus driving down the street full of passengers, blonde and brunette. On the lower level of the bus, the brunettes are having a good time, talking, laughing, and singing along to the music playing. On the upper part of the bus, the blondes are seated… they’re in a panic. They’re screaming, … Read more
Two friends decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven’t bagged any. One hunter looks at the other and says, “I just don’t understand it, why aren’t we getting any ducks?” His friend says, “I keep telling you, I just don’t … Read more
One day a blonde went to a seafood restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
Two blondes were taking their first train trip on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they’d never seen before. Each bought one. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, she looked … Read more
An octopus is applying for a job at the circus He says: “I can play multiple instruments”. They give him a piano,a violin, a sax, the drums and he plays them beautifully. Everyone is thoroughly impressed. They ask him: “Well, can you play the bagpipes?”. He responds: “Well, I don’t know what that is, but … Read more
Two church-going women were gossiping in front of the store when a dusty old cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind his horse, lifted its tail and kissed the horse fully on its rectum. Repulsed, one of the women asked, “That’s disgusting, why did you do that?” To … Read more
One day a man, who had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years sees an unusual speck on the horizon. “It’s certainly not a ship”, he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft. Suddenly, … Read more
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in Magical Fairyland. They are crossing an enchanted bridge when they run into a fairy. The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the bridge and call out their wish. The redhead jumps off the bridge and yells out “Salmon!” She … Read more
A young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time. She found herself alone in a small waiting room and she began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a … Read more
A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone. “Please state the nature of your emergency, “says the operator. “Help! My house is on fire!” the blonde replies. “Okay, where do you live?” “In a house you … Read more