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A blond, a redhead and a brunette were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending people to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question. “If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?” After pondering the question she answered, … Read more
A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and with a screaming voice said, “I have a complaint!” “How can I help you?” said the librarian looking up at her. “I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!” Puzzled by her complaint the librarian asked “What was wrong with it?” … Read more
Two tourists were driving through Rhode Island. As they were approaching Quonochontaug, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, where one of the tourists asked the blonde employee. “Before we order, could you please settle an … Read more
A man and his young son are walking together in a park, and they stumble upon two dogs mating. The son asks, “Daddy, Daddy! What are those dogs doing?” to which the man replies, “Son, those dogs are making puppies. “ Few weeks later, the child walks unannounced into his parents bedroom while his parents … Read more
A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine’s Day walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll, the lad’s lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I really do need to take a … Read more
“Give it to me! Give it to me!” she yelled. “I’m so wet, give it to me now!” She could scream all she wanted, but he was keeping the umbrella. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A guy’’s wife goes missing while diving off the Australian coast. He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible night wondering what could have happened to her. Next morning there’s a knock at the door and he is confronted by a couple of policemen, the old sergeant and a younger constable. The sergeant … Read more
A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, “Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?” The boyfriend says, “Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A duck walked into a pet store and asked the owner if he sold “duck-food” here. The owner said; “No, I don’t sell duck food here”. The next day the duck went back to the same pet store, and asked the owner again if he sold “duck-food” here. The owner became very angry and said; … Read more
A plane is on its way to Miami when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section. The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that’s the type of ticket she paid … Read more