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A blonde gets in her car and notices her steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield is missing. She calls the police and reports a theft. When the police officer comes, he looks at the blonde who is crying and says, “Ma’am… you’re sitting in the backseat… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
A blonde was driving down the motorway when her car phone rang. It was her husband, urgently warning her, “Honey, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on the M25. Please be careful!” “It’s not just one car!” said the blonde. “There’s freaking thousands of them!” This joke … Read more
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish ice fishing. Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win… they kept pulling out fish after fish. Soon, the blondes got worried and sent over one of … Read more
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads: Cheeseburger: $1. 50 Chicken Sandwich: $2. 50 Hand Job: $10. 00 He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks. “Can I help you?” she asks. “I was wondering, “whispers the … Read more
“I’d rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth, “the woman told her dentist. He replied, “Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“I got a compliment on my driving today, “said a blonde to her friend. There was a note left on my windshield that said “parking fine”. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A family’s driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son’s innocence, the mother turns around and says, “Don’t worry, dear. That was just an insect. “ “Wow, “the boy replies. “I’m surprised it could get off the ground with a … Read more
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job. “Okay, “the sheriff drawled, “Gomer, what is 1 and 1?” “11” he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, “That’s not what I meant, but he’s right. … Read more
A guy was married to a blonde, and each evening he came home with a new blonde joke. Once the wife got mad and decided to show him that she wasn’t dumb. She spent the whole next day learning all her states and capitals. That night when he got home he told his joke. She … Read more
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, “It’s dark in here isn’t it?” The other replied, “I don’t know. I can’t see!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.