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Murphy was standing in front of the city hall when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the car, jumped in, and pulled on the emergency brake with a jerk. Murphy got out and very proudly said to the man approaching him, “I stopped it!” “I know, you idiot!” … Read more
A man and his wife were returning from a party one evening. As the couple was driving home, she asked her husband, “Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy, and irresistible to women you are?” Totally flattered, he replied, “No dear, they haven’t. “ At that point she yelled, “Then what the heck … Read more
Air traffic controller: “Flight 1234, for noise reduction, turn right 45 degrees. “ Airline pilot: “But Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?” Air Traffic controller: “Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 737?” This joke is included in the Black … Read more
They were dancing at the service club. He held her tight, his eyes were closed, and they danced as though floating on a cloud. Then the music stopped. “Let’s go out on the porch, “he said. Outside, he took her in her arms and whispered in her shell-like ear, “Darling, I love you so. Say … Read more
One day two deaf-mutes meet on the street. They had been friends in school but had lost touch over time. They used sign language to catch up on old times. Through the course of conversation one of the deaf-mutes learned the other had learned to speak and was no longer mute. This amazed the fellow … Read more
A man in a bar had a couple of beers, and the bartender told him he owed 4 dollars. “But I paid, don’t you remember?” said the customer. “Okay, “said the bartender. “If you say you paid, you did. The man then went outside and told a friend that the bartender couldn’t keep track of … Read more
Father: “Son, when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he walked 12 miles to school. “ Son: “Dad, when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he was President. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Teacher: “I hope I didn’t see you looking at Timmy’s test paper?” Little Johnny: “I hope you didn’t see me either!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The divorce proceedings had been long, contentious and extremely heated. Finally, the husband’s attorney rose for one last try at a no-alimony divorce. “Your Honor, “he said, “my client sincerely believes his wife is just being ridiculous. Why, most women would love to have a husband who still believes in chivalry, and on the day … Read more
A man, in his carefree bachelor days, had been very fond of a Washington restaurant which specialized in waffles with honey. Year after year he had visited this place to get this very delectable meal, so when he married, he decided to take his wife there so they could share the pleasure together. He did … Read more