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A woman asked her lover, “Would you keep fuck me that much even after marriage? He replied, “Sure dear, if your husband had no objection. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Visiting a genealogist, a man asked how much it would cost to have his family tree traced. “It could cost thousands of dollars, “said the woman. “I see. Well, isn’t there an easier way? A less expensive way?” “Sure, “she replied. “Run for president. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
Gracie was driving down the road in her pickup truck when she spotted a blonde sitting in a canoe in the middle of a corn field. She slammed on her brakes and swerved into the cornfield. Pulling up beside the blonde, she rolled down her window and shouted, “Hey! What do you think you’re doing?! … Read more
A man jumps from a plane and as he descends pulls his parachute only nothing happens so he pulls his reserve and still no luck so as he contemplates flapping his arms like a bird when he spies a man coming up towards him. Calling out to the man “Do you know anything about parachutes?” … Read more
A guy wants to become a magician so he goes out and buys a magician book. Later he gathers his family around the living room for his first trick. Reading his new book he reaches into a bag and pulls out a hammer and to the amazement of his family hits himself in the head … Read more
A famous sex therapist was on the radio taking questions when a caller asked, ‘Doctor, why do men always want to marry a virgin?’ To which the doctor responded, ‘To avoid criticism.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
After watching the girls do line dancing, Michael thought, hey I can do this. So he got in line and asked one of the girls, “What’s the name of this dance?” She said “I don’t know; this is the line for the bathroom” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
There’s a guy who’s hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree. The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher. Then, the bear climbed down and went away. So the guy starts to climb down the tree. Suddenly, the bear returns, and … Read more
A woman visited a modern-art gallery. One painting was bright blue with vivid orange swirls and the one hanging next to it was black with lime-green splotches. The artist stood nearby, so as politely as she could, the woman said to him, “I’m sorry, but I just don’t understand your paintings. “ “I paint what … Read more
A man died and went to hell and was sitting on a stone looking very depressed. A devil came up to him and asked: “Why the glum look, man?” The man replied: “Well I just died and now I’m in hell. “ But the devil just smiled and said: “Don’t feel bad, it’s not a … Read more