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The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the town’s preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was. Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of her children, “Go up … Read more
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train. After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying “I know that, in your religion, you’re not supposed to eat pork… Have you actually ever tasted it?” The Rabbi said, “I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on the … Read more
The two old coots were both only a year short of retirement from the assembly line, but one Monday morning that didn’t keep John from boasting to Fred about his sexual endurance. “Three times, “gasped Fred admiringly. “How’d you do it?” “It was easy. “John looked down modestly. “I made love to my wife, and … Read more
An antelope and a lion entered a diner and took a booth near the window. When the waiter approached, the antelope said, “I’ll have a bowl of hay and a side order of radishes. “ “And what would your friend have?” “Nothing, “replied the antelope. The waiter persisted, “Isn’t he hungry?” “Hey, if he were … Read more
John and his wife went to the dog park. There was an elderly lady trying to coax her resistant toy poodle to come to her. Being one that doesn’t mind helping John picked up the little critter and passed it over to her. She scowled at him and scurried off. John mentioned to his wife … Read more
A first-time flier was frightened and nervous. As the engines began to roar, he gripped the arms of his seat, closed his eyes, and counted to one hundred. When he opened his eyes he looked out of the windows. “See those tiny people down there, “he said to the woman sitting next to him, “don’t … Read more
On a recent flight from Tokyo to Hong Kong an elderly lady stands up and shouts, “Is there a doctor here?” A nice, serious guy approaches her quickly and tells her, “I am. What is the problem?” She replies, “Do you want to meet my daughter?” This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
Explaining luggage regulations to passengers can be aggravating for flight attendants. One day a woman tried to board with an enormous bag. The lead flight attendant told her why it would not fit, but the woman argued that her bag was a carry-on because it had wheels and a handle. Without blinking the attendant said, … Read more
Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-Olympic sex. Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life? Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 years. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A black guy goes to the doctor. He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk on four legs and stay for a while in every single corner of the room. The black man, get up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point: “Well this … Read more