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Mother Lion: Junior, what are you doing? Lion Cub: I’m chasing a hunter around a tree. Mother Lion: How many times must I tell you not to play with your food? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two hunters are in the forest. Bob: I just met a great big bear in the woods. Mike: Did you give him both barrels? Bob: Both barrels? I gave him the whole gun. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A nervous passenger decided to purchase flight insurance at the ticket counter. She had some time before the flight’s departure, so she stopped in a Chinese restaurant in the concourse. She started to shake as she read her fortune cookie: “Today’s investment will pay big dividends!” This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
A snail was involved in an accident that resulted in his shell being torn completely off. Hearing about the accident, one of his friends rushed over ,as much as a snail can rush to his friend’s house. “I heard about your accident!” he exclaimed, and then asked, “How are you feeling?” The recovering snail answered, … Read more
A man was walking through the grounds of a university one morning when he noticed a young blind woman struggling with her guide-Dog. The animal was resolutely pulling in one direction, she in another. When he offered assistance, the young woman replied, “No thanks, this is a family argument. The dog knows I’m supposed to … Read more
A blonde, not super-bright woman was learning to fly a helicopter. After two hours of great flying, she crashed. When asked by the crash investigator what happened, she said, “I got cold so I turned off the fan. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A French monk wrote a manifesto stating that every woman would agree to sell her body for money. The manifesto was read by the Queen of France and she invited the monk for a chat. “So, you’re stating that every woman would agree to sell herself?” “Yes. “ “Me too?” “Of course. “ “And how … Read more
During a flight in an airplane, an educational psychologist was preparing his notes for one of the parent education seminars he conducted regularly. The elderly woman sitting next to him explained that she was returning home after having spent a month visiting her six children, seven grandchildren and ten great grandchildren. Then she inquired what … Read more
A large two engine train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. “No problem, “the engineer thought, and carried on at half-power. Further on down the line, the other engine broke down, and the train came to a standstill. The engineer decided he should inform the passengers … Read more
An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two Viagra pills and demands that the pharmacist cut them in half. The pharmacist winks at him, “OK, but do you realize they won’t be as effective?” The old man says, “Listen sonny, I’m 80 years old. I don’t want them for sex but to get … Read more