Jokes

Browse a highly curated database of jokes designed to optimize your daily dopamine metrics. From efficient dad jokes to complex narrative punchlines, these text assets are guaranteed to lower your productivity, increase your morale, and provide a measurable return on engagement.

Safe Vault

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The cleaning lady comes to the bank manager… “Can you please give me the key to the safe vault?” “What?! What for?” “It’s always so time consuming to have to use my hairpin in order to clean it!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Dog Poop

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Son comes home and yells: “Moooooooom! ! ! !” Mother shouts from the first floor: “If you want something, come up and tell me properly. I’m sick of your hollering. “ Son goes up and says: “Look, I stepped in dog poop. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more

Crashed Car

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A guy is driving his car and finds a friend crying, sitting on the road. He stops and he asks him: “Hey, What happened to you?” “Look!” and he points a crashed car, while still crying “Well, don’t worry, buy another car. “ “Look inside the car!” “Well, don’t worry and get another blonde, and … Read more

Jim Screamed Didn’t

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Jim was in a bad mood, and anyone who got in his way was going to regret it. Jim walked into his favorite restaurant and plopped himself down on a chair. “Get me a steak well done with mashed potatoes. “ Three minutes later when his order came, Jim screamed “DIDN’T YOU HEAR ME SAY … Read more

Biggest Dick

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A man comes home and tells his wife to tell him something that is going to laugh and cry. Wife thinks for a minute and says… “of all your friends you have the biggest dick. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.