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A homeless guy knocked on a house’s door and after a while a man opened it. “Excuse me, do you have any spare food?” “Yeah. Do you mind if it’s yesterday’s dinner?”-asked the homeowner. “Not at all. “-said the homeless guy “Come back tomorrow then. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
Grandma asks little Fiona, “Did you have a nice play outside?” Fiona smiles, “Yeah, I was playing pretend and I was a lovely bird!” “Oh that’s beautiful. Did you sing nicely?” says Grandma. Fiona explains, “No, I was eating worms!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Blake looked out of his window and saw a group of people gathering around a bloke who came off his motorbike, so he frantically rushed over. “Out of the way!” Blake shouted, as he pushed through the crowd. “Are you a doctor?” one woman screamed. “No, “Blake replied, “The bastard was delivering my pizza. “ … Read more
Math Teacher: “If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?” Student: “Certainly a drinking problem, Madam. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A guy runs with a machine gun into his wife’s chess club and yells: “Which of you nerdy scabs slept with my wife?”. A chess player lookup: “You know man, I don’t think your magazine will be enough. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
At a disco: He: “Wow, what’s a cute girl like you doing in a corner all alone?” She: “I had to fart. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Does she have a boyfriend?” “Yes, a rich, cute and clever one. “ “What’s the name?” “John, Michael and Bill. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two students talk: “What are you reading?” “Quantum physics theory book. “ “But why are you reading it upside-down?” “It makes no difference anyway. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Interviewer: “So, tell me about yourself. “ Candidate: “I’d rather not. I kinda want his job. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Mom, for some time I’ve had a relationship with our neighbor, Bob. “ “Bob, he could be your father… “ “But, mom, age is only a number. “ “Oh dear, that is not what I meant … “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.