Jokes

Browse a highly curated database of jokes designed to optimize your daily dopamine metrics. From efficient dad jokes to complex narrative punchlines, these text assets are guaranteed to lower your productivity, increase your morale, and provide a measurable return on engagement.

Amnesty Ordinance

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“From tomorrow you are free!” the lawyer informs his client. “Yes, I’m so happy, I have nothing to say”, grumbled the prisoner. “I tormented myself for 5 years to make a rope ladder, 3 years to rasp the cage bars and you came now with the amnesty ordinance, exactly now when I wanted to break … Read more

Tall Icy

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A man goes into a pub and says, ‘I’d like something tall, icy and full of gin.’ The barman turns and shouts into the kitchen, ‘Oi, Doris! Someone to see you!’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Fast Enough

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Uncle gives little Johnny a £5 note for his birthday. ‘Spend it carefully,’ says Uncle. “Remember – a fool and his money are soon parted.’ Little Johnny replies, ‘Well you certainly handed it over fast enough.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Serve Men

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A blond lady walks into a bar that has a sign marked: ‘For Men Only.’ ‘I’m sorry, ma’am,’ says the bartender. ‘We only serve men in this place.’ ‘That’s OK,’ she says. ‘I’ll take two of them.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Gin-Soaked Colonels

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Two elderly gin-soaked colonels are sitting at the bar of their club. ‘Lend me a tenner for a month, old boy,’ says one. ‘What does a month-old boy want a tenner for?’ asks the other. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.