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A police officer arrives at the scene of an accident to find a car smashed into a tree. The officer rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver, “Are you seriously hurt?” “How should I know?” the driver responds. “I’m not a lawyer!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
A young lawyer, defending a businessman in a lawsuit, feared he was losing the case and asked his senior partner if he should send a box of cigars to the judge to curry favor. The senior partner was horrified. “The judge is an honorable man, “he said, “If you do that, I guarantee you’ll lose … Read more
Paddy asks Murphy, ‘Why do scuba divers fall off their boats backwards?” Murphy replies, “If they fell forwards they’d still be on the fucking boat!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Lawyer: “Your Honor, I wish to appeal my client’s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence. “Judge: “And what is the nature of the new evidence?” Lawyer: “I have discovered that my client still has money. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Shop assistant: How about this one? Psychic: That shirt is too small. Shop assistant: You didn’t even try it on? Psychic: I’m a medium. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Four nuns are in line to go into heaven. God asks the first nun if she has ever sinned. She says, “Well, I’ve seen a penis. “So God puts holy water on her eyes and lets her enter. He asks the second nun the same thing and she says, “I’ve held a penis, “so he … Read more
A man went to the doctor, “Doctor, every night in my dream I am playing soccer. “ Doctor says, “Take these pills, they will help you sleep better. “ The man said, “I can’t take them, tonight is the final game. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play for more than three months and she is really bad. She decides to consult a golf pro. When she sees the golf pro, she explains how bad she is and he tells her to go ahead and hit the ball. She … Read more
Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offense. “You can take your choice, private – one month’s restriction or twenty day’s pay, “said the officer. “All right, sir, “said the bright soldier, “I’ll take the money. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
A third age Scotsman was waiting for his son to return from his first date. Finally, he arrived after midnight. “Were you worried, father?” “Yes, I was really worried… I want to know how much that date cost you… “ “It cost me only four euros!” “Hmm, it’s not that much. “ “I know father… … Read more