A man is walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks, “she says. He’s never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell… They’re going at it for a couple minutes when all of a sudden a light flashes on them-it’s a police officer. “What’s … Read more
A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severely bleeding. The officer asked, “Can you describe the person who did this to you?” The Irishman replied, “That’s what I was doing when he hit me. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Wife: “Whatcha doing?” Husband: “Nothing. “ Wife: “You did that yesterday. “ Husband: “I wasn’t finished. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, “What was that for?” She says, “I found a piece of paper in your pocket with ‘Betty Sue’ written on it. “ He says, “Jeez, honey, remember … Read more
Two Antartians were flying from New York to Miami. Twenty minutes into the flight, the Captain announces, “One of the engines has failed and the flight will be an hour longer. But don’t worry, we have three engines left. “ Forty minutes later, the Captain announces, “One more engine has failed and the flight will … Read more
A professor was walking along a very narrow street when he came face to face with a rival professor. The street was too narrow for two to pass. The rival, pulling himself up to his full height, said haughtily: “I never make way for fools!” Smiling, the professor stepped aside and said: “I always do. … Read more
At an all-you-can-eat restaurant Josh came back to the table, his plate full for the sixth time. “Josh!” exclaimed his mother. “Doesn’t it embarrass you that people have seen you go up to the buffet table six times?” “Not a bit, “said Josh, “I just tell them I’m filling up the plate for you!” This … Read more
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, “I did some homework. “ The robot slaps the son. The son says, “Ok, Ok, I was at a … Read more
A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss. The boss asks him, “What do you think is your worst quality?” The man says “I’m probably too honest. “ The boss says, “That’s not a bad thing, I think being honest is a good quality. “ The man replies, “I … Read more
A large construction company sent a party in charge of finding workers all over the world in the very rural areas. They successfully obtained a dozen men and decided to fly them back to the construction site immediately. The men were very excited and could only speak of doing the job. Suddenly the pilot flying … Read more