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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Aren’t Married John
April 5, 2026
Sitting in the bar George asks his 40-year-old friend John, “How come you aren’t married?” John replies, “I haven’t found the right woman yet. “ “So what are you looking for?” “Oh, she’s got to be real pretty, a good cook, and house keeper. She’s got to know how to handle money, have a nice
Boxed Puzzle
April 5, 2026
Four young ladies are ordering a few rounds of drinks. Each time they get up, they toast and say, “14 weeks!”, then they down their drinks. The bartender finally asks the ladies, “What’s the deal?” One says, “Well, we bought a boxed puzzle. It said ‘two to six years,’ and we did it in 14
Leader Answers I’d
April 5, 2026
A spiritual leader asked his pupils if they saw a $20 bill and a $100 bill on the floor which one they’d pick up. Nobody answers but finally one guy meekly blurts out, “$100. “ The spiritual leader simply says, “I see. “ After a small pause,one of his pupils asks him, “Which one would
John Paused
April 5, 2026
A couple attended marriage counseling to resolve communication problems. The fighting and bickering during the session was so bad the counselor called for a timeout and told them he was ending the session early but had an assignment for the husband. “John, “the marriage counselor said, “you’re an athletic guy… Here’s what I want you
Parked Across
April 5, 2026
The dumb girl drove to the shopping mall and found a parking spot which had a sign that read, “1 Hour Only, “ She wanted two hours to shop, so she parked across two spaces. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Dentist Perfect
April 5, 2026
A man went into a dentist and asked “How much will it cost to have teeth taken out?” . “$90” said the dentist. “That’s ridiculous, “said the man. “I could lose the anesthetic and it would cost $60”. ” That’s still too expensive, “said the man. ” “If I don’t use any anesthesia I could
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a