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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Discovered Sex
April 5, 2026
An Italian and a Greek were arguing about which country added the most to civilization. The Greek: We built the Acropolis! the Italian: We built the Colosseum! The Greek: We gave the world advanced math! the Italian: We made the Roman Empire! The Greek: We discovered sex! the Italian: And we introduced it to women!
Replacing the Cat
April 5, 2026
A man runs over a cat. The cat’s address is on its collar so the man goes to apologize to the owner. He knocks on the door and a little old lady answers. The man says, “I’m so sorry. I’ve just run over your cat. Can I replace it?” “I don’t know, “replies the old
The Dozen Roses
April 5, 2026
Julia tells her husband, “James, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes home, he brings her a dozen roses. Now, why can’t you do that?” “Gosh, “James says, “why I hardly
Calling the Owls
April 5, 2026
Each evening bird lover William stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl – and one night, an owl finally called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept a log of the “conversation. “ Just as he thought he was on the verge
Time and Best Friends
April 5, 2026
“Time separates the best of friends, “said one woman to another. “How true, “replied the other. “Twenty years ago we were fifteen, now you’re thirty-five and I’m twenty-nine!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Great Dane’s Nails Clipped
April 5, 2026
Two male dogs poodle and a Great Dane are in the vet office, waiting to be seen. The Great Dane turns to the one to the poodle and asks, “What are you in for?” The poodle looks at him sadly and says, “Our neighbors got a really smoking hot poodle, so I jumped the fence
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a