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One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can’t help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is. “Well, “says Bubba, … Read more
One day the kids in Ms. Evans’ science class disagreed with her. Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was an atheist so she didn’t believe in God. Then Johnny raised his hand and said, “But I thought God created mankind?” Ms. Evans then replied, “Well can you see God?” “No. “ “Hear God?” … Read more
Willy: “Mom, are our neighbors very poor people? Mother: “I don’t think so, Willy. Why do you ask?” Willy: “Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The tax advisor had just read the story of Cinderella to his five-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she piped up, “Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as … Read more
Little Johnny brings a can to the policeman and asks:”Can you please open the can?” Policeman knocks at it:”Please open the door, police…” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” “Why?” “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere. “ This joke is included in … Read more
A policeman on a motorcycle pulls over a car. ‘What’s up?’ says the driver. ‘Your wife fell out the passenger door three miles back,’ says the policeman. ‘Thank goodness for that,’ says the driver. ‘I thought I’d gone deaf.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, “Honey, if I died would you get married again?” The husband said, “No sweetie. “ The woman said, “I’m sure you would. “ So the man said, “Okay, I would” Then the woman asked, “Would you let her sleep in our bed?” And the … Read more
There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn’t know what to do with him. Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong. … Read more