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A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she yelled, “I hope you die a long, slow, painful death. “ He turned around and said, “So, you want me to stay?” This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door, opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, “Do you have a Vagina?” She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door, it’s the same man … Read more
Walking down the street, a man hears a voice: “Stop! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down and kill you. “ The man stopped; a big brick fell in front of him. The astonished man continued walking to the crosswalk. The voice shouted, “Stop! If you take one more step, a … Read more
Little Johnny: “Dad, will you do my math for me tonight?” Dad: “No, son, it wouldn’t be right. “ Little Johnny: “Well, you could try. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An engineer, a physicist, a mathematician, and a mystic were asked to name the greatest invention of all times. The engineer chose fire, which gave humanity power over matter. The physicist chose the wheel, which gave humanity the power over space. The mathematician chose the alphabet, which gave humanity power over symbols. The mystic chose … Read more
A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?” Steven raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven. “ Mary answers, “He’s in my heart. “ Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, “He’s in our bathroom!” … Read more
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the grocery store picking out a pretty good size box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. “Oh, no laundry, “the boy said. “I’m going to wash my dog. … Read more
The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later, the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. Little Johnny ,at the back of the class, put his hand up and asked the … Read more
Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front porch one day. The first one says, “My Daddy is so cool he can eat four Burgers at one meal. “ The second one says, “That’s nothing. My Daddy can eat six. “ Little Johnny starts laughing and says, “My Daddy can eat light … Read more
Teacher: “Johnny, write a sentence ending with the word hand. “ Johnny: “My penis in your hand. “ Teacher: “What?” Johnny: “Sorry teacher, I forgot to put a space between pen is. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.