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A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. “Look in the lion’s mouth, “the vet told him. “How do I do that?” he asked. “Carefully, “replied the vet. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Three cowboys sit around a campfire bragging about their adventures. The first says, “I gotta be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men. I wrestled that sumbitch to the ground with my bare hands. “ The second cowboy laughs, “That’s nothing. … Read more
After surgery, the doctor said to the patient, “I am sorry, but I forgot a pair of scissors inside you. I need to… “ The patient quickly responded, “Oh don’t bother, doctor! If it is because of that, just tell me how much it cost and I will pay you back. “ This joke is … Read more
Jeff and Mike are in a car accident and both die. Upon Jeff’s arrival at the Pearly Gates, he is met by St. Peter. “Where is my friend Mike?” Jeff asked. St. Peter replies, “Well, Mike was not as fortunate as you. He went in the other direction instead of getting into Heaven. “ Jeff … Read more
Two blondes are sitting on a bench at the park. One says to the other, “Hey, which is farther, California or the moon?” The other blonde says, “Well, duh! Can you see California?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A blonde pushes her BMW into the gas station and tells the mechanic that it died. After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly. “What’s the story?” she asked. “Just crap in the carburetor, “the mechanic replied. “How often do I have to do that?” asked the blonde. This joke … Read more
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears are on a shelf all the way along the … Read more
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. The redhead … Read more
Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, “You see that Indian?” “Yeah, “says the other cowboy. “Look, “says the first one, “he’s listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction. “ … Read more