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At work, a blonde notices that her cubicle mate has a thermos. She asks him what it’s for, and he responds, “It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold. “ The blonde immediately buys one. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her cube mate asks, “What do you have … Read more
An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. “But will it be all right in the rain?” she asked anxiously. “Oh certainly, ma am, “said the manager smoothly. “After all, have you ever seen a squirrel with an umbrella?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to the big one and says; “I don’t understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We’re the same age, we were the same size as kids… I just don’t get it. “ “Well, “says the big alligator, “what … Read more
This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde woman for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, “If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?” The blonde quickly responded, “The living one. “ This joke is included in … Read more
A blond woman gave birth to two twins and was continuously crying. A nurse asks her what’s the problem. She replies, “I don’t know with whom I have the second baby… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A blonde finds a lamp with a genie inside. He says, “I will grant you three wishes. “ The blonde says, “For my first wish, I want my love handles to disappear. “ The genie replies, “Your wish is my command. “ Suddenly, the blonde exclaims, “Holy shit! What did you do with my ears?” … Read more
“A policeman pulls a blonde in a sports car over for speeding and is trying to explain to her what and where her driver’s license might be. After she eventually gives him her driver’s license, he asks for registration. Getting another blank blonde look from her, he explains, “It’s that little piece of paper you … Read more
Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The … Read more
Two goldfish are in a tank. One looks over at the other and says: “Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Bob checked into his hotel room and immediately noticed a dead cockroach on the floor. He called the front desk, asked for the manager and raised a fuss. “Sir, please calm down, “the manager replied. “It’s dead. It can’t bother you now. “ “The dead one doesn’t bother me. “Bob said. “It’s his pallbearers. “ … Read more