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Next-Door Neighbor He’s

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A woman is chatting with her friends when she points at a man in the street, ‘That’s my next-door neighbor. He’s an alcoholic!’ One of her friends asks, ‘How do you know that?’ The woman replies, ‘Yesterday he was at the bar drinking next to me all night. ‘ This joke is included in the … Read more

Tax Inspector Who’s

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A man is talking to the tax inspector who’s come to review his records. The inspector says, ‘As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to pay them with a smile.’ ‘Thank God for that,’ replies the man. ‘I thought you were going to ask for cash.’ This joke … Read more

Emergency Cord

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A blonde and a brunette are skydiving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord and nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells, “Oh! So you wanna race, huh?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more

Mary Lou

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Mary Lou, the blonde, was out playing in the garden one day with three boys. They ran around in the garden and played tag. She later climbed the tree that was in her garden. Her mother yelled out, “Mary Lou get down out of the tree, the boys are going to see your panties. “ … Read more

Long Password

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During her company’s periodic password audit, a blond employee was found to be using this password: GoofyHueyLouieDeweyDaisyDonaldMickeyMinniePhoenix When she was asked why she had such a long password, she said, “The boss said that my password had to be at least eight characters long and have at least one capital. “ This joke is included … Read more

Broom Handle

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A blonde has been working in a broom factory since forever and has always been a good worker. But one day, she storms into her boss’ office. “I quit! That’s it, I’m not working here anymore!” “Why?” asks the boss. “What’s the problem?” “I’ve been working here for so long that I’ve grown the broom … Read more