Jokes Ltd After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you. “ And the husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Three guys talk in a bar. Two discuss how they are king in their castles and how much their wives respect them. The third guy remains quiet. Finally, one guy turns to the quiet guy and asks, “What about you? Do you rule your roost?” “Well, on our honeymoon, I made damn sure my wife … Read more
A renowned philosopher was held in high regard by his chauffeur, who listened in awe at every speech while his boss would easily answer questions about morality and ethics. Then one day the chauffeur approached the philosopher and asked if he was willing to switch roles for the evening’s lecture. The philosopher agreed and, for … Read more
Phil: Have you ever suspected your wife of leading a double life? Ralph: You bet. Hers and mine! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other’s throat for some time and felt that this was their last straw. When they arrived at the counselor’s office, the … Read more
The court was listening to the testimony of the wife who sought a divorce. “Tell me explicitly, “the judge directed the woman, “what fault you have found with your husband. “ The wife was explicit: “He’s a liar, a brute, a thief and a brainless fool!” “Tut, tut!” the judge remonstrated. “I suspect you would … Read more
Sitting in the bar George asks his 40-year-old friend John, “How come you aren’t married?” John replies, “I haven’t found the right woman yet. “ “So what are you looking for?” “Oh, she’s got to be real pretty, a good cook, and house keeper. She’s got to know how to handle money, have a nice … Read more
Four young ladies are ordering a few rounds of drinks. Each time they get up, they toast and say, “14 weeks!”, then they down their drinks. The bartender finally asks the ladies, “What’s the deal?” One says, “Well, we bought a boxed puzzle. It said ‘two to six years,’ and we did it in 14 … Read more
A spiritual leader asked his pupils if they saw a $20 bill and a $100 bill on the floor which one they’d pick up. Nobody answers but finally one guy meekly blurts out, “$100. “ The spiritual leader simply says, “I see. “ After a small pause,one of his pupils asks him, “Which one would … Read more