Jokes Ltd Fred tried to calm himself down in the middle of a severe argument with his wife Samantha. He said to her, “Let us not fight any more. We should try to sort this out in a level-headed manner. “ Fuming with anger, Sam replied, “No. Whenever we try to sort things out in a level-headed … Read more
A telephone rang. “Hello! Is your phone number 444-4444?” “Yes, it is, “came the reply. “Thank God! Could you call 911 for me? I super-glued my finger to the phone. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An old man and woman hate each other, but remain married for years. During their shouting fights, the old man constantly warns his wife, “If I die first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!” One day, the man … Read more
“Believe it or not, but when I see red I’m happy. “ “How’s that?” “I sell sunburn remedy. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Husband and wife are having a conversation. Wife: “Since we got married, we don’t go out anymore and we never go eat at nice restaurants. You are not romantic anymore. You never say sweet things to me anymore. “ Husband: “Oh Darling, don’t look too much into it. You know I still love you. But … Read more
A husband died. A few weeks later the wife died. As she got to heaven she saw her husband. She ran up to him with tears in her eyes. “Darling, how I’ve missed you!” The husband extends his arms stopping her from embracing him and says, “Whoa there woman, the contract was until death!” This … Read more
This guy loved living in Staten Island, but he didn’t like the ferry. If he missed a ferry late at night, he had to spend the next hour or so wandering the deserted streets of lower Manhattan. So, when he spotted a ferry no more than fifteen feet from the dock, he decided he wouldn’t … Read more
Husband:” What’s your fee for getting a divorce?” Lawyer: “$900” Husband: “But you charged only $200 for my marriage license a few years ago!” Lawyer: “Freedom is always expensive. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two prison guards are changing shifts in the morning. “You know that a prisoner ran off in the night?” The other guard sighs, “Ah finally, no more of that dang hammering!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.