Jokes Ltd Making conversation with the boy the pediatrician asked the six-year-old patient, “Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?” “A box of Tampax, “he replied without hesitation. “Tampax?” said the doctor. “What would you do with that?” “Well, “said Johnny, “I do not know exactly, but … Read more
Two Martians landed on a corner traffic light. “I saw her first, “one said. “So what?” the other Martian replied. “I’m the one she winked at. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Little Johnny was celebrating his birthday soon. His father asked him what he would like for his birthday. Without hesitation Johnny said, “A spider. “ His father was somewhat incredulous, so he asked him again. “I really want a spider, “responded Johnny. Well, his father went to the pet store and asked the salesperson, “Do … Read more
Michelle:” I hear you broke off your engagement to Rob. Why?” Joanna:” It’s just that my feelings toward him weren’t the same any more. “ Michelle:” Are you returning the ring?” Joanna: “No way! My feelings toward the ring haven’t changed one bit!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
“I love you” is a mathematical function where, ‘I love’ is the constant and ‘you’ is the variable… and marriage inverts the function, where “you” becomes the constant, “I love” becomes the variable. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Little Johnny came downstairs bellowing lustily. His mother asked, “What’s the matter now?” “Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with a hammer, “said Johnny through his tears. “That’s not so serious, “soothed his mother. “I know you are upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at something like that. Why … Read more
Wife:”There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor. “ Husband:”Water in a carburetor? That’s ridiculous. “ Wife:”I tell you the cas has water in the carburetor. “ Husband:”You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?” Wife:”In the pool. “ This joke is included in the … Read more
One day at the end of class, little Johnny’s teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story. Little Suzy raises her hand. “My dad owns a farm and … Read more
Chris and Paul were having a beer at the neighborhood bar. “What’s the matter?” asked Chris of his buddy. “You look kind of down. “ “My wife just told me that my lovemaking is just like a news bulletin. “ “Why’s that?” “Because it’s brief, unexpected and usually a disaster. “ This joke is included … Read more
“Madam, your husband must have absolute rest. “ “Well, Doctor, he won’t listen to me. “ “A very good beginning, madam, a very good beginning. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.