Jokes Ltd An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two Viagra pills and demands that the pharmacist cut them in half. The pharmacist winks at him, “OK, but do you realize they won’t be as effective?” The old man says, “Listen sonny, I’m 80 years old. I don’t want them for sex but to get … Read more
A woman asked her lover, “Would you keep fuck me that much even after marriage? He replied, “Sure dear, if your husband had no objection. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man is in Vegas where he lost all of his money so he can’t pay for a cab to return to the airport. He sees a cab and begs the driver to give him a free ride to the airport but the cab driver declines. The next year the man returns to Vegas and … Read more
There’s a bunch of doctors gathered together at a doctor’s convention one night. A male doctor notices a female doctor from across the room. The female doctor notices also and the next thing you know, they’re sitting next to each other by the end of dinner. After dinner, the male asks the woman if she … Read more
They were three men discussing how to make their wives to tell them if they cheated on them. The first guy says: “I go home after work at night, lie on the couch, turn on the television and ask: ‘Woman you cheated on me today! ‘ ‘Who, me my husband? Could I ever do such … Read more
Mrs Laura, a kindergarten teacher, asked her class “what things we can eat?” “Bread” “Yes” “Hamburger” “Ok” A five years girl answered “Light”, “Omg” shouted the teacher, “how can light be eaten?” “Last night I heard mom whispering to dad ‘turn the light off and put it in my mouth’“ This joke is included in … Read more
The honeymoon couple left the wedding reception and hailed a cab to take them to their romantic boutique hotel in the hills. The driver wasn’t too sure how to get there, so he told the couple he would ask directions when they got closer to their destination. Meanwhile, the lovers couldn’t wait to get busy, … Read more
An airplane encountered some turbulence, it started juddering and rocking noticeably from side to side. The flight crew wheeled out the drinks cart to keep the passengers calm. The attendant asked a businessman. “Would you like a drink?” “Why not?” he replied unkindly “I’ll have whatever the pilot’s been having. “ This joke is included … Read more
A vain lion wanted to find out why the other animals were not as beautiful as he. First, he asked a giraffe. The giraffe did not know. Next, the lion asked a bear. The bear had no answer. Then the lion asked a hippopotamus, and again got no answer. Finally, the lion met a mouse. … Read more
Being airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening flight from Dublin the lead flight attendant nervously made the following announcement in her lovely Irish brogue: “Ladies and gentlemen, I’m so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up… one minute prior to take-off, by our catering service… , I don’t … Read more