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After watching the girls do line dancing, Michael thought, hey I can do this. So he got in line and asked one of the girls, “What’s the name of this dance?” She said “I don’t know; this is the line for the bathroom” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
A woman visited a modern-art gallery. One painting was bright blue with vivid orange swirls and the one hanging next to it was black with lime-green splotches. The artist stood nearby, so as politely as she could, the woman said to him, “I’m sorry, but I just don’t understand your paintings. “ “I paint what … Read more
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the town’s preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was. Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of her children, “Go up … Read more
The two old coots were both only a year short of retirement from the assembly line, but one Monday morning that didn’t keep John from boasting to Fred about his sexual endurance. “Three times, “gasped Fred admiringly. “How’d you do it?” “It was easy. “John looked down modestly. “I made love to my wife, and … Read more
At a circus there’s a calamity and two lions escape. They manage to grab hold of a clown and start devouring him. One lion turns to the other and asks “Does this taste funny to you?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A couple have just had sex. The woman says, ‘If I got pregnant, what would we call the baby?’ The man takes off his condom, ties a knot in it, and flushes it down the toilet. ‘Well,’ he says. ‘If he can get out of that, we’ll call him Houdini.’ This joke is included in … Read more
Superman is flying around the city, horny as hell. He suddenly sees Wonder Woman spread eagle, naked on top of the building. Superman thinks, “This is my chance!” He swoops down, faster than a speeding bullet bangs her and is gone in the blink of an eye. Wonder Woman sits up and says, “What the … Read more
The doc told a guy that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, “What the hell, I’ll try it, “ He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn’t do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was … Read more
A man noticed his credit card had been stolen – but he never reported it. The thief was still spending considerably less than his wife. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man at a party: Hi, do you want to dance? Woman: Yeah, sure! Man: Great, go and dance, I want to talk to your pretty friend! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.