Jokes Ltd A blonde walked into a shoe shop and saw a pair of shoes made from alligator skin that she liked. “How much for these shoes?” – she asked the store manager. “$300′′ – he replied. “That’s too expensive! Can’t you bring the price down?”- the blonde asked. The store manager said he couldn’t, and got … Read more
A rich millionaire throws a massive party for his 60th birthday. During this party, he grabs the microphone and announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. “I will give anything of mine to the man who swims across … Read more
Murphy the bus driver is sitting in his cab when his supervisor comes along. “Hello, Murphy, “he says. “What time did you pull out this morning?’ “I didn’t, “replies Murphy. “And I’ve been worrying about it all day.’” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An old man and old woman met after both became residents at a retirement home. They began to get pretty friendly, and really enjoyed each other’s company. After about three weeks of getting to know each other, the old man said to the woman, “I know we are both old and can’t do much sexually … Read more
In a circus full of people the entertainer walks onto the stage and makes an announcement. “Ladies and gentlemen! Up next is our brand new act. Welcome to the stage – the boy with a phenomenal memory”. Following the entertainer’s introduction, a boy comes out from behind the stage, starting to unzip his pants. “Now … Read more
Winnie the Pooh and Piglet were having fun at Pooh’s house Piglet accidentally knocked over one of the jars from Pooh’s stash of honey and it went all over the floor. Pooh had honey roasted ham for dinner that night. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Dr. Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it he just couldn’t. The guilt was overwhelming. But every once in a while he would hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: “Dave don’t worry about it. … Read more
In a boutique: “Could I try the dress in the shop window, please?” “I’m sorry madam but no. We have cabins for that. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man runs over a cat. The cat’s address is on its collar so the man goes to apologize to the owner. He knocks on the door and a little old lady answers. The man says, “I’m so sorry. I’ve just run over your cat. Can I replace it?” “I don’t know, “replies the old … Read more
Julia tells her husband, “James, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes home, he brings her a dozen roses. Now, why can’t you do that?” “Gosh, “James says, “why I hardly … Read more