Jokes Ltd “You seem to be in some distress, “said the kindly judge to the witness. “Is anything the matter?’ “Well, your Honor, “said the witness, “I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. “ The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, “This guy out there just ordered … Read more
Mother: I think our son is going to be an astronaut. Father: What makes you think that? Mother: I spoke to his teacher today. She said he is taking up space. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy, business sucks. If I don’t sell more cars this month, I’m going to lose my f**king ass!” Too late — he noticed a beautiful blonde, sitting two stools away. Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language. “That’s okay, … Read more
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head, she looks up and asks, “What are you staring at?” “A spider, “he replies. “I don’t see anything, “she says. “Oh, it must have fallen on your head, … Read more
Mr. Johnson had been waiting entirely too long at the doctor’s office. His appointment was for 9:30 and it was nearly 12:00. Finally, an attractive nurse appeared at the waiting room door and said, “Let’s go get a room. “ “Honey, I appreciate the offer, “he said, “But I’ve been waiting so long I’d hate … Read more
A man walks into his doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, I think I’m addicted to the social networks. “ The doctor looks at him and says, “Sorry, I don’t follow you. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Wife: “Let’s go out and have some fun tonight. “ Husband: “Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man was complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!” “What happened?’ asked the friend. “My wife found out. . “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, on his way out to the fields, the farmer says to Amy: “The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow’s stall in the barn. You show him where … Read more