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A man was complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!” “What happened?’ asked the friend. “My wife found out. . “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, on his way out to the fields, the farmer says to Amy: “The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow’s stall in the barn. You show him where … Read more
George told his wife once that a man is like a fine wine… it always gets better with age. The next day, she locked him in the wine cellar. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door. “Please let me in, “says the man desperately. “I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I don’t come home with one. “ “Okay, “says the butcher, “let me … Read more
Two farmers are walking down a road when suddenly they’re passed by a headless biker. Weird, but – well. They continue down the road. After a while they are passed by a headless bicyclist. They looked at each other – Hm. Strange. They walk on for a bit when one says to the other, “Joe, … Read more
Grandma asks little Fiona, “Did you have a nice play outside?” Fiona smiles, “Yeah, I was playing pretend and I was a lovely bird!” “Oh that’s beautiful. Did you sing nicely?” says Grandma. Fiona explains, “No, I was eating worms!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Math Teacher: “If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?” Student: “Certainly a drinking problem, Madam. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A guy runs with a machine gun into his wife’s chess club and yells: “Which of you nerdy scabs slept with my wife?”. A chess player lookup: “You know man, I don’t think your magazine will be enough. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
At a disco: He: “Wow, what’s a cute girl like you doing in a corner all alone?” She: “I had to fart. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Does she have a boyfriend?” “Yes, a rich, cute and clever one. “ “What’s the name?” “John, Michael and Bill. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.