Jokes Ltd One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor: “Help me, please. I have a knife in my back. “ The doctor, looking at his watch says:” Now it is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2PM, so as you can imagine I’ve finished for today, and I can’t help you. Be so … Read more
Jerry was in a job interview today when the manager handed him his laptop and said, “I want you to try and sell this to me. “ So Jerry put it under his arm, walked out of the building and went home. Eventually the manager called Jerry’s mobile and said, “Bring it back here right … Read more
Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love. The first woman said, “My husband is a psychologist, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that. “ The second woman proclaimed, “My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, but … Read more
In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, “Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests. “ Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it. “Well, said Mr. Johnson, I was looking over your test and the question was, … Read more
On his Birthday, a man named Oliver was really upset because none of his family members or near and dear ones wished him. As he walked into his office, his secretary Emma said, “Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!” He felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. At lunch … Read more
An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. There’s a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates. Then the priest comes in. “Father, forgive me, for it’s been a very long time since I’ve … Read more
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, “you do God’s work. “ The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop. A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the … Read more
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. “What are those for?” she asked suspiciously. “I’m a juggler, “the man replied. “I use those in my act.’ “Well, show me, “the officer demanded. So he got out the … Read more
There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the driver fell out. “You’re Drunk!” exclaimed the police officer. “Thank God for that!” said the drunk, “I thought the steering had gone. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
A nun woke up one morning feeling great, she got out of bed and decided to go to the kitchen for some breakfast. On her way over there she runs into sister Jane and she says, “Hi sister Jane, “by which sister Jane says, “I see you got off on the wrong side of the … Read more