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Every spring, as soon as the snow thawed, a certain mountain woman would come down into town, have a baby and gather supplies for the summer. After a few years of this, she looked despairingly at the doctor and said, “Doctor, I don’t know how much more of this I can handle. We have eight … Read more
A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment “Rent For … Read more
A young man goes into the Job Centre in Brisbane, and sees an ad for a Gynaecologist’s Assistant. Interested, he goes to learn more. “Can you give me some more details on this job?” he asks the clerk. The clerk pulls up the file and says, “The job entails getting the women ready for the … Read more
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven. “ The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “It’s a … Read more
Two hookers standing on a street corner started discussing business. One of the hookers said, “Gonna be a good night, I can smell cock in the air. “ The other hooker looked at her and said, “Sorry No, I just burped. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
A man was beaten up by robbers on the road. He lay on the side of the road, half dead. A humanist came along, saw him and passed by on the other side. A Samaritan came by and also crossed to the other side. Finally, a modern Christian came along, looked at the man and … Read more
One night a police woman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, “Anything you say can and will be held against you. “ He replies “Tits. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
An alien walks into a bar and sits next to a drunk guy and begins poking him in the shoulder. The drunk guy just ignores him. After a while the guy turns to the alien and begins looking him up and down. He notices that the alien has no genitalia. He then asks “You guys … Read more
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gasses here. “ He doesn’t react. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.