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A husband feeling a bit horny goes to the bathroom and returns with aspirin and a glass of water for his wife. He says, “Here honey, here are some aspirin and some water. “ She replied, “but honey I do not have a headache!” He replied, “Thank God!” This joke is included in the Black … Read more
In an elementary school, the teacher gives school work to the class. Everybody writes except little John. The teacher asks him: “John, why aren’t you writing?” “I’m exhausted because of sex. “ “That should not be a problem, write with your left hand. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
A woman goes into a noisy launderette and asks the assistant to do a service wash. ‘What?!’ shouts the assistant. ‘Come again?!’ ‘No!’ shouts back the woman. ‘This time it’s mustard!’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Man to a woman: “Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger?” Woman: “No. “ Man: “Let’s have lunch sometime…” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Man to woman: ‘Tell me, after having sex do you ever smoke?’ Woman: ‘I’ve never looked.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterward, the doctor comes into her room and says, “I have something to tell you about your child. “ The woman worriedly asks, “What’s wrong with it?” The doctor says, “There’s nothing really wrong with it, it’s just a little different. It’s a hermaphrodite. “ The woman … Read more
It’s the morning after the honeymoon. The wife says, “You know, you’re a really lousy lover. “ The husband replies, “How can you possibly tell that after only 30 seconds. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Doctor, I suffer from premature ejaculation. “ “Can you help me?!” “No, but I can introduce you to a woman with a short attention span!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two boys are talking. “What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?” “Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store. “ “But I’m a college graduate, “the young man replied indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry. … Read more