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A woman walks into a dildo shop to buy a dildo. After a few minutes of looking around she approaches the clerk. “Excuse me, do you have anything bigger?” She asks. The clerk shows her a few items on the shelf. “I’m looking for something way bigger than these, “she says. The clerk pauses for … Read more
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position. One says, “I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best. “ “I don’t think I have ever heard of that one, “says the other cowboy. “What is it?” “Well, it’s where you get your girl down on all four, and you … Read more
Naughty boy draws a penis on a black board. Lady teacher rubs it off. Next day he draws a bigger one and writes: “Remember the more you rub the bigger it gets!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. “Due to lack of maintenance, “he read, “we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account. “ This joke … Read more
“Three guys are alone on a desert island: an engineer, a biologist and an economist. They are starving and don’t have anything to eat, but somehow they find a can of beans on the shore. The engineer says: “Let’s hit the can with a rock until it opens. “ The biologist has another idea: “No. … Read more
“A ship with 30 sailors and one woman stranded on a desert island. After one month the woman says: “I cannot proceed in this way. “and she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: “We cannot proceed in this way. “and they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: “We cannot proceed … Read more
Walking home after a girls’ night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee. The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and tosses it. Her friend, however, finds a ribbon on a wreath, so she uses that. The next day, the first woman’s husband phones the second … Read more
A bus full of nuns crashes and unfortunately they all die at the gates of heaven they meet St Peter. He asks the first nun: “Have you ever had any contact with a penis?” The nun replies: “I poked one once. “ St Peter says: “Wash your finger in this holy water and enter heaven. … Read more
Johny came crying. Dad: “What happened?” Johny: “Today at class when we got up from our seats for prayer, Rita, who sits in front of us, had her skirt stuck between her ass, seeing that my bench mate pulled it out. “ Dad: “That’s bad, but why you are crying?” Johny: “I knew that’s bad, … Read more