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A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer. One day while she was typing, she turned to another secretary and said, “What do I do now? I’m almost out of typing paper. “ “Just use the copier machine paper, “replied the other secretary. With that, … Read more
A young man finally got a date with the blonde female that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up onto the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, the young … Read more
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. “Help, help!” yells one of the blondes. “Help us, help us!” yells the other. “Maybe it would help if we yelled together, “said the first blonde. “Good idea, “said the other. “Together, Together!” This joke is included in the Black … Read more
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, “How do you get to the other side?” “You are on the other side, “the other blonde yells back. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself. A couple minutes later two men walk by and see her hanging by her wrists. “What are you doing?” they ask her. So she replies “Hanging myself. “ The men were confused and … Read more
Natalie, a pretty but distraught blonde model, took her troubles to a psychiatrist. “Doctor, you must help me, “she pleaded. “It’s gotten so that every time a man takes me out, I wind up in bed with him. And then afterward I feel guilty and depressed all day long. “ “I see, “nodded the psychiatrist. … Read more
A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next … Read more
Two blond girls are discussing: “Yesterday during the blackout I got stuck in the elevator for three whole hours!” “Tell me about it! I got stuck in the escalators. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the road. He picked the balls up, put them in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blonde standing next to him and smiling. “What are … Read more