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A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he looks around, he notices a diner being served a beautifully garnished dish with two gigantic meatballs in the middle. When the waiter asks him for his order, the man asks him about the meatball dish. The waiter explains that the … Read more
A witness was called to stand to testify about a head-on automobile collision. “Whose fault was this accident?” the lawyer asked. “As near as I could tell, “replied the witness, “they hit each other at about the same time. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says, “Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning. “ The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse and asks, “Why are … Read more
A family is driving in their car on a holiday. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out and takes the frog and carries him to the side of the road. Frog is grateful, thanks the man, and tells him that he will … Read more
A man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, “I bet you three hundred dollars that I can piss into the cup all the way over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a single drop. “ The bartender said, “There is no way you can do that. Sure, … Read more
Every day after work two blondes would look for their cars together. Since they could never remember where they parked, they would sit around until all the cars were gone and they could spot their vehicles. One blonde says “We need to find a faster way to get home. “ The next day, they come … Read more
A police station gets two new horses and two cops are assigned to be mounted policemen. They go on a ride and come back pleased. “This horse is great! From now on I’ll always take this one” said the first cop. “My horse’s great too. So I’ll always take it” replied the second cop. “But … Read more
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, “I guess when I die you’ll come and dance on my grave. “ The cadet replied, “Not me, Sarge…no sir! I promised myself that when I got out of the Army … Read more
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, “Where did you get that turkey?” The boy replied, “What turkey?” The game warden said, “That turkey you’re carrying under your arm. “ The boy looked down and … Read more
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a pitbull, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun. “Now listen carefully, “he told the homeowner, “I’m going to climb the tree and poke the … Read more