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A guy asks a Chinese lady for her phone number and she says, “Free, sex, free, sex, tonight. “ The guy said, “wow” and her friend said she meant 363629. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man walks into a bar, after buying a beer he looks around the bar and sees three men and a dog playing cards. Amazed, the man wanders over and starts watching the game. After watching the game for ten minutes, the man leans over to one of the other player’s and whispers “ Wow, … Read more
Two hunters from Moscow charter a small plane to fly them to Siberia to go bear hunting. On landing, the pilot says, “Remember, this plane can only fly with two hunters, one pilot, and one bear. “ The hunters go out and return with two bears. So the pilot says, “I told you one bear!” … Read more
The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal’s skin from its feel, and if he could locate the bullet … Read more
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming “Oh my god, help me, there’s a bee in my vagina!” The husband immediately took … Read more
A snail and a slug got into a crash. When the police, ambulances and news reporters arrived, a reporter asked a tortoise what happened. He replied: “I don’t know, it all happened so fast!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One day, a priest was walking through a forest, when he came upon a pond. On the pond was a lily-pad, and on the lily-pad was the saddest frog the priest had ever seen! “Dear frog, “the priest asked, “what is the matter? Why’re you so sad?” “Well, “said the frog, “I was not always … Read more
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says “Show me it’s true what they say about black men”. So he stabs her and takes her purse. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An old man is afraid that his wife is losing her hearing. So, he walks up right to her ear and asks, “Can you hear me?” She didn’t answer. He walked up closer and asked again. But there was no answer. Finally he asked her one more time really loud and his wife said, “for … Read more
A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty 22-gauge rifle with him. After a while, he spots a very large bear, takes aim, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone. A moment later, the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, “No one shoots … Read more