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An old man who loves to fish, was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, “Pick me up. “ He looked around and couldn’t see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, “Pick me up. “ He looked in the water and … Read more
Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch. First Bull: “I’ve been here five years. I’m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows. “ Second Bull: “I’ve been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I’m keeping all my cows. “ Third Bull: “I’ve … Read more
Once upon a time, there was a kingdom ruled by a kind but aging king. This king had a single daughter, beautiful and clever, but incredibly picky regarding suitors. At first, the king entertained many foreign princes and young nobles, seeking the hand of his daughter in marriage. However, the princess insisted every potential groom … Read more
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing. “ “What do they say?” the priest inquired. “They say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?’“the woman said embarrassingly. “That’s … Read more
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?” “None, “replied Johnny, “cause the rest would fly away. “ “Well, the answer is four, … Read more
The economy is not going well and an unemployed engineer desperately needing work is nervous about an upcoming accountant job interview. The interview goes well, but as the engineer stands up to leave the manager says, “Oh just one more question. How much is four times eight?” Puzzled, the engineer responds that in all calculations, … Read more
“While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!” Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad. Later that evening … Read more
An employee comes into her manager’s office to take a day off from work. The manager replies, “So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days … Read more
One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his backyard. The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate. “Hello Johnny, what are you up to?” he asked. “My goldfish died and I’m gonna bury him, “Johnny replied. “That’s a really big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” asked the neighbor. “That’s because he’s … Read more
A passerby noticed a couple of city workers working along the city sidewalks. The man was quite impressed with their hard work, but he couldn’t understand what they were doing. Finally, he approached the workers and asked, “I appreciate how hard you’re both working, but what the heck are you doing? It seems that one … Read more