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A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to Little Johnny and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. “ Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the … Read more
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss, “he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff. “ “We’re short-handed, Smith, “the boss replies. “I can’t give you the day off. “ “Thanks, boss, … Read more
An elderly couple was just settling down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the backyard. Then they heard voices. Three men had broken into the greenhouse. Scared, the couple called the police. The dispatcher replied, he would send an officer as soon as one became … Read more
After becoming a pair, what did one shoe say to the other shoe? “Will you be my solemate?” The other shoe replies, “No, you’re nothing but a heel!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Caller: Is this Mr. or Mrs. Wall? A Man: I’m sorry there are no Walls here. Caller: Well, if there aren’t any walls there, how does the roof stay up? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Wait for me babe, I’m just finishing my make-up. “ “You don’t need make-up, Mary. “ “Oh, Jamie…. really? That is so sweet of you…” “You need plastic surgery. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Morty and Ian are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking. Ian, a banker, says to Morty, “Listen, Morty, I should probably tell you, I don’t swim so well. “ Morty, who worked as a lifeguard when he was younger, begins tugging and pulling on Ian, helping him float towards shore. … Read more
Woman at a maternity hospital is in a lot of pain, moaning. The man strokes her back, “I’m so sorry sweetheart that you have to endure this… “ “Don’t worry Steve, it’s not your fault. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A gentleman enters a restaurant and asks the waitress what was on special. She replied, “Today we have lobster tales for 1 dollar only. “ He said, “I’ll take a dozen!” She told him since it was a special he would have to pay in advance which he did. Then she said, “Are you ready … Read more
An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in California. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he … Read more